Anyone who thinks their show/game/whatever has the highest death rate have obviously never played the Dead Space series.
[muffled warhammer 40,000 snickering]
*Open Warhammer 40,000 cackling*
Joseph Enouy’s 8-cylinder, 48-shot percussion revolver, dated 1855
What the fuck even were the 1800s?
I would like to take a moment to share my favorite thing about this picture:
If we can tear our eyes away from how glorious Fulgrim is looking we will notice
Angron is screaming for no reason what so ever. As well as
how not amused Magnus is by it.
Alicia Dominica renoucning High Lord Goge Vandire. M36.
At the height of the Reign of Blood,the Brides of the Emperor were confronted by the Adeptus Custodes in the Imperial Palace on Terra. The Custodes could not convince the Brides that their master, High Lord Vandire, was evil.
In a desperate act, the Custodes Centrurion led Alicia Dominica and five of her closest companions through the place to the resting place of the Emperor.
It’s unknown what occurred in the throne room, but after leaving, Alicia marched to Vandire’s war room. She confronted the tyrant, condemning him for his actions. She then cleaved his head clean from his shoulders, ending the Reign of Blood.
Alicia Dominica went on to found the Sisters of Battle.
At the end of her long and invaluable life, the words she spoke to High Lord Vandire in his final moments, were immortalized on Dominica’s sarcophagus.
Now playing: Hero of the Imperium, the musical!
*Commissar Ciaphas Cain
*Inquisitor Amberly Vail
And featuring such hit songs as:
*Frak This, Run!
*I’d Rather Fight Kharn With A Rusty Spoon
*Why Is It Always Genestealers?
*If Only I’d Known
*Sorry, I Prefer Blondes
Coming Soon to a theater near you.
My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?
I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”
Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay
STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR
(Source: camo--zamboni, via starryillumination)