Psi Elite

banasmagiccastle: edtrip: naoren: Okay but You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool NEW...

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:52:23 -0400

edtrip:

naoren:

Okay but

You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool

NEW FAVORITE POKEMON FUSION EVER

fuckin legendary-ass piece of shit look at this

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Tue, 07 May 2013 17:49:07 -0400

the-goddamn-doomguy: “It just doesn’t seem right to have a...

Mon, 06 May 2013 19:41:49 -0400

the-goddamn-doomguy:

“It just doesn’t seem right to have a Space Marine without one o’ these in his closet. Or hers. It’s the 90s. Or it was. You know what I mean! I found this under the floorboards. It still works!”

arystar: blingostarr: courtbo: finishedby5am: Wow. The...

Mon, 06 May 2013 19:30:08 -0400

arystar:

blingostarr:

courtbo:

finishedby5am:

Wow.

The human body is fascinating

I keep telling people this shit in real life and they don’t believe me.
I’ve seen it from multiple sources, and this just adds another (albeit usually unreliable) source.

This is actually legit, guys. This is how your eyes move when you’re thinking about something. It’s actually a good way to tell if someone is lying or not, because they’ll look to their left (your right, durr) when they’re constructing false memories, and to their right when they’re actually remembering them.

HOLY CRAP. SAVING THIS FOR FUTURE REF.

the-twelfth-letter: Svein, one of the fiction characters I...

Sun, 05 May 2013 12:15:05 -0400

the-twelfth-letter:

Svein, one of the fiction characters I wanted to die. Second only to Joffrey.

i-am-swimming-in-antibiotics: List of favorite...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 12:31:09 -0400

i-am-swimming-in-antibiotics:

List of favorite trailers

Dragon Age: Origins

rainbowscreen: calcross: clype: How Animals Eat Their...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 20:37:23 -0400

rainbowscreen:

calcross:

clype:

How Animals Eat Their Food

this is my fav thing omg.

haahahahahahaha

BEST SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

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Mon, 29 Apr 2013 20:34:29 -0400

viccolatte: Time to post something finished in here as well....

Fri, 14 Dec 2012 12:46:25 -0500

viccolatte:

Time to post something finished in here as well. This is my little fairy OC, minus wings.

gytrash: The Adventurers

Thu, 11 Oct 2012 05:45:59 -0400

gytrash:

The Adventurers

yawg07: kingjaffejoffer: luckyshirt: Dear guy who just made...

Tue, 18 Sep 2012 11:54:06 -0400

yawg07:

kingjaffejoffer:

luckyshirt:

Dear guy who just made my burrito:

Have you ever been to earth?

On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:

You’re an idiot.

Let me further explain:

Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you create a disgusting experience for the burrito’s end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layers lengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern.

Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM TO ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY.

When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans cannot usually dislocate their jaws, and I’m not a fucking pelican. But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito and not a multi-stage rocket to the planet Fucking Disgustingupiter.

And guess what else, player? You probably can’t guess anything, because I’m pretty sure you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what:

Humans also don’t eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I’LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.

Nope.

My experience was more like HEY BEANS IT’S JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND I FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG I’M IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE IT’S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET.

You built this thing life a fucking pack of LifeSavers.

And don’t even fucking think I’m about to open this shit up and re-engineer this nonsense. I ALREADY PUT A HOLE IN IT WITH MY FUCKING MOUTH. YEAH. THAT’S HOW I DISCOVERED YOU FUCKING SUCK AT LOOKING AT THINGS. I AM NOT GOING TO DO FUCKING TORTILLA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS SHIT BACK TOGETHER.

In conclusion:

You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.

My second time reblogging this and its still fucking hilarious

Same here, I laugh every damn time I read this.

zachmorriscartoonart: Apparently Nicole Oliver wants pictures,...

Sat, 15 Sep 2012 06:18:47 -0400

zachmorriscartoonart:

Apparently Nicole Oliver wants pictures, pictures of Celestia as Leia!

doctorwho: Eggs. Stir. Min. Ate. akasealion: I was working on...

Wed, 05 Sep 2012 07:05:43 -0400

doctorwho:

Eggs. Stir. Min. Ate.

akasealion:

I was working on my commission… and then this happened.

corrupteddiscipline: darklyspectre: princesstrollestiaibrony: ...

Tue, 04 Sep 2012 18:34:36 -0400

corrupteddiscipline:

darklyspectre:

princesstrollestiaibrony:

smashedwordbrokenopen:

dangerousthisjackofhearts:

lowlevelperceptionfilter:

EGGSTERMINATE

omg i’m dying

This is why Daleks don’t go to breakfast restaurants anymore. XD

*dead*

best thing ever.

period.

ask-the-blood-ravens: the-goddamn-doomguy: gamerspirit: The...

Sun, 02 Sep 2012 02:31:05 -0400

ask-the-blood-ravens:

the-goddamn-doomguy:

gamerspirit:

The Expendables: Video game edition

The person who made this can go fuck themselves.

Commander Boreale: I agree, but I think I can make my own version with just me and my BATTLE BRUVAS.

blueflowerwine: sercorgi: blueflowerwine: what is i want I...

Wed, 29 Aug 2012 23:22:06 -0400

blueflowerwine:

sercorgi:

blueflowerwine:

what is

i want

I found it on a sweedish website!

http://www.fz.se/filmer/20091009/dragon-age-origins-blood-dragon-armor/

Sorry for sudden creepy reblog.

thankyou |>

itsatess: dot dot dot

Fri, 27 Jul 2012 06:08:55 -0400

Human teen CMC

itsatess:

dot dot dot

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Mon, 23 Jul 2012 16:05:22 -0400

sallymon: Octavia

Thu, 19 Jul 2012 18:26:43 -0400

sallymon:

Octavia

itsatess: I am proud to say I’ve finally drawn Wakfu.

Thu, 19 Jul 2012 18:19:13 -0400

itsatess:

I am proud to say I’ve finally drawn Wakfu.